Overhearings: An Italian car salesman from Staten Island
"You're from Brooklyn, with five million people, someone walks in a dealership, the dealer tells them to fuck off, someone else walks in. No big deal. I'm in Staten Island, with half a million people, We're a 10 pound shit in a 5 pound bag"

While looking at bathing suits in a Staten Island Target:

" I want the yellow one, it makes me looked more tanned "